Welcome back to Group Therapy Rejects, the only podcast where James and R prove that you don’t need therapy when you’ve got pets destroying your will to live.
This week, we’re bowing down to our furry little overlords—yes, the cats, dogs, and assorted chaos gremlins who run our lives. From being jolted awake at 2 AM to the wet symphony of cat barf, to discovering your Great Dane decided your freshly painted wall was just a big chewy toy, we’re covering it all.
Grab a lint roller from Magpie, hide your snacks, and prepare for some tail-wagging trauma and purring pandemonium—because in the end, we don’t own our pets… they own us.