This week, James and R brave the terrifying battleground that is the grocery store.
From dodging overly aggressive store membership offers ("Ma'am, I don’t want another keychain!") to the passive-aggressive wars waged by senior citizens who have used up their allotted time in the pasta aisle.
We also explore the reason why James and Elfuago (his husband) grab separate carts and play the game of "Let’s split up and meet in the middle" —
Because what could possibly go wrong with two separate carts, two separate missions, and two very different definitions of what “essential” means?
It’s war in fluorescent lighting! Tune in and laugh along as James and R question whether grocery stores are secretly just social experiments in human patience.
Grab your cart (and maybe your spouse), and let’s get weird in the produce section.