Did your childhood include being thrown into a pool and told: “figure it out”? Yeah… same. In this hilarious episode of Group Therapy Rejects, James and R dive headfirst (no lifeguard on duty) into the chaotic, questionable, and downright savage ways we all “learned” how to swim growing up.
From sink-or-swim parenting techniques to public pool disasters, floaties that failed us, and the universal trauma of the deep end… this episode is packed with relatable stories, nostalgic moments, and laugh-out-loud chaos. If you grew up in the era of “you’ll be fine,” this one’s for you.
Expect:
✔️ Funny childhood swimming stories
✔️ Public pool fails and awkward moments
✔️ Gen X nostalgia and parenting throwbacks
✔️ Useless facts you’ll never need
✔️ Pure unfiltered comedy and chaos
Whether you were a confident swimmer or a professional doggy-paddler fighting for survival, this episode proves one thing… we didn’t learn to swim—we survived it.
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